Banana vs Potatos the second part.

Oh the old days back when I was a young lad, we fought in a war against the potato army and won. Now that it is over, I can just relax. But suddenly, I heard music. There was beans singing! The song they sang was Beans, beans, the musical fruit

I didn't like this song, for it was untrue.

"YOUR SONG SUCKS" I shouted. "BEANS ARE VEGETABLES!!!"

That made them really angry, because they made me a slave. I don't think I will ever live happily ever after.